Maybe the South Should Rise Again

Robert Todd Lincoln, President Lincoln’s son, was very concerned about the rewriting of history after the Civil War by Southerners. He charged the slain president’s two secretaries with writing the definitive and factual history of the war. It was not about state’s rights—it started as the effort to maintain the Union, but over time, Lincoln committed to eliminating slavery. Lincoln’s son wanted to make sure that people knew the truth.

If you read history and take into account the fights in Congress in the years leading up to the war, you will see that this is true. The Missouri Compromise, The Compromise of 1850, and the Kansas-Nebraska Act—all attempting to appease slaveholders—sought to avert war; unfortunately, war was inevitable.

The issue of slavery had been divisive since before the signing of the Declaration of Independence. John Adams—founding father and second president of the United States had warned that if the South formed a new nation, it would ultimately be torn apart by an extremely violent slave insurrection. The Confederacy did not last long enough to test his prediction, but it seems logical.

What if the effort to preserve the Union hadn’t been successful? If the slaves had rebelled or otherwise escaped, what would things be like today?

Perhaps all the “Whites Only” bigots would live in the Confederated States. The rest of us wouldn’t. It’s an interesting idea.

Left Out

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I’m feeling left out—maybe you should feel left out, too.

Many people are being tweeted about, given nicknames, mentioned by name at press conferences.

“Rocket Man”

“Sleepy Joe”

“Pocahontas”

“Nervous Nancy”

He never gave me a nickname but just ignored me.

How about you? If you have been ignored, then you’re a nobody too. Just admit it and accept your fate in life.

Few deserve his attention, and neither you nor I made the cut.

I guess he doesn’t like that my hands are very large.

 

Conspiracy Proof!

“Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory.”                             President Donald Trump

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The president let slip a closely held secret as to how a ragtag collection of farmers and merchants defeat the British Army–the best trained and best equipped army in the world in 1775.

It was not guerilla warfare. It was not Baron von Steuben’s training. It was not Marquis de Lafayette’s support. It was certainly not the American soldiers or their generals.

Sorry, but it’s true.

The reason the nascent United States of America prevailed is because of a top secret weapon–the flying machine. As the British would march in smart formation, the American aircraft could pass overhead, dropping rocks or explosives, scattering the British troops, and allowing the Continental Army to sweep toward the confused and scattered British with devastating results.

Now that we have the truth on the Revolutionary War out in the open, maybe he’ll slip up and tell the truth about extraterrestrials being held in Area 51. Given his feelings for undocumented aliens, it’s only a matter of time.

Honoring the Troops

The Washington, DC extravaganza, today, is touted as “honoring the military.”

Answer me honestly–how would you feel if for a holiday, which you expected to have time to relax and spend with friends, instead you have to put on a uniform, complete with tightly buttoned coat, and stand in the sun?

In Washington, DC.

In July.

With the forecast of 90 degrees (F), although the heat index (how it feels) will be 102 degrees.

Plus strong thunderstorms forecast.

Me? I’d rather have the day off.

Truth in Advertising?

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Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

Author: Emma Lazarus

Given the current state of affairs, you need to do something about the Statue of Liberty. There are several possibilities:

  1.  Return it to France
  2. Modify the arm holding the torch and reshape it so that it is extended with the palm facing out, like a traffic cop giving the signal to STOP.
  3.  Pass it on to a country that is more immigrant friendly
  4.  At least rotate it 180 degrees so that the statue has its back turned toward the Atantic.

A little honesty, please.