Your president claims that a dog was sent a mail-in ballot. I’d like to know how he did that.
I’ve been trying to get my dog recognized as a citizen for 2400 years. Over that time we (and I say “We” because after being dead together for that long, we share a special bond) we have tried to get him status as a citizen, a noble, a member of the gentry, or even a serf. No luck.
In the 20th century, I tried to get him a drivers license, but to no avail.
I guess dogs need to have a presidential sponsor to be recognized, much less get a ballot.